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Monday, April 21, 2008, 9:02 AM
JUST FOR A LAUGH
HOW TO HOOK A BIG SALE... A Senior Manager of a megastore came to check on his new salesman. Manager: "How many customers did you serve today?" Salesman: "One." Manager: "Only one? How much was the sale?" Saleman: "$92,367." Stunned, the manger asked him to explain. "First, I sold a man a fishhook." "Then I sold him a rod and a reel." Then I asked where he was planning to fish, and he said down by the coast. So I suggested he'd need a boat - he bought that 6m-long motorboat. When he said his Volkswagen might not able to pull it, I took him to the automotive department and sold him a big SUV." Manager: "You sold all that to a guy who came in for s fishhook?" Salesman: "No." "he actually came in for a bottle of aspririn for his wife's migraine. And I told him, " Your weekend's shot. You should probably go fishing." |
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